Ok to be fair I bet the “bear arms” joke is as old as Uranus…..
Day No. 1978 of being an adult and still no bear arms
Brain: how do emotions work
Body: idk, just cry a lot
I’m pretty sure that’s how it goes down
Can I just have a coffee pot constantly brewing instead of air fresheners and candles?
Not wanting this ugly, fat feeling… Like being sick too long, over it
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road