I’ve never been so sad I vomited before…..
I propose we change welcome signs leading into Kansas.
Welcome to Kansas, we’re all secretly amish
Welcome to Kansas, we have electricity
Welcome to Kansas, sorry
Welcome to Kansas, now leaving Kansas
Welcome to Kansas, slightly better than Nebraska
Welcome to Kansas, a prepubescent colorado
Welcome to Kansas, your allergies will be too bad to notice the smells
Welcome to the wizard of oz, home of Kansas and sunflowers
Welcome to Kansas, all we are is dust in the wind
*insert drunk self esteem rant*
As humanity in general, when will we stop advancing humanity in materialistic accomplishments and prioritize on the human self. Sure that doohicky makes it easier to cope with existing but what do we have to show for it socially.
Who wants to go down on a girl with bush so thick you think you’re reenacting Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Ok to be fair I bet the “bear arms” joke is as old as Uranus…..
Day No. 1978 of being an adult and still no bear arms
Brain: how do emotions work
Body: idk, just cry a lot
I’m pretty sure that’s how it goes down
Can I just have a coffee pot constantly brewing instead of air fresheners and candles?