*insert drunk self esteem rant*
As humanity in general, when will we stop advancing humanity in materialistic accomplishments and prioritize on the human self. Sure that doohicky makes it easier to cope with existing but what do we have to show for it socially.
Who wants to go down on a girl with bush so thick you think you’re reenacting Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Ok to be fair I bet the “bear arms” joke is as old as Uranus…..
Day No. 1978 of being an adult and still no bear arms
Brain: how do emotions work
Body: idk, just cry a lot
I’m pretty sure that’s how it goes down
Can I just have a coffee pot constantly brewing instead of air fresheners and candles?
Not wanting this ugly, fat feeling… Like being sick too long, over it
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road